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Countdown to Christmas 3 : Ha Ha!

 As we come close to the end of this Advent blog exploring all there is know about fruitcake, I felt there had to be at least one post sharing some of those terrible Christmas cracker jokes about fruitcake and some other forms of fruitcake humour. WARNING : Some of these jokes are pathetic! These ones are especially for one of my grandsons ... Q. What is the best thing to put into a Christmas cake? A. Your teeth! Q. What do crackers, nuts and fruitcake remind you of? A. You ! Q. Why is History like a fruitcake? A: It is full of dates! Q. Who beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? A: Tarzipan!  And if it couldn;t get any worse .... Knock Knock Who's there?  Nettie Nettie who?  You're Nettie than a fruitcake!  And here is And here is a recipe to be enjoyed .... so much better when listened to, so click the link at the bottom of the recipe. Christmas Rum Cake  Ingredients :  1 tsp sugar 1 or 2 quar...